Chris Marciniak was born of a virgin on the 4th day of Summer in the year 1957. He was immediately frozen and placed next to Han Solo's frozen carcass. In 1985, a bunch of filthballs from New Jersey came across Chris's ice cube of a body, and began slowly heating him up until his complete rebirth in early June. He was then given to a voted on family. This family was not ordinary, they were super people; super duper people. Raised by awesome people, Christopher was destined for super duper-ness as well. He began his board sport quest with the board of skate. That crap was too easy though, so he decided to show everyone from New Jersey what a real man could do on a skimboard. As soon as he started showing everyone up, we showed Chris we could nurture him and treat him right, and he couldn't say no.

He immediately signed with an up and coming team known as the dream team of Exile Skimboards. Chris was being flown around the globe to demos on the daily. His golden blonde hair flying out of the windows of airplanes, his Jersey Fresh shirt pasted to his sweaty chest, girls couldn't keep their hands off. It's rumored that Chris has the power to turn any man gay when they first come in sight with him. I know he turned me on. And he turns skimboarders on with every meeting of feet to board. Chris is my brother, and I love him, and Exile is proud to have a once frozen man on our team and in our family.