You may know me as "SharkBoy" or "El Chupacabra" or maybe even my real name: Clark Camp. In any case, I'm the man.

Now, a little about me. On rare occasions, I travel to skim in freezing water (Southern California), but I mainly just stay home in Hawaii. Look at the pictures of me skimming 78 degree water year round and imagine that that's you. Feels pretty good, huh? That tropical breeze in your hair, a sexy Exile under your feet. Could life be any better? I think not.

I have a lovely wife, if you ever lay eyes on her you will be stunned by how georgeous she is and then I will destroy you for looking at her.

I have Type 1 Diabetes, so all you little skimsters that have it too, hang in there. It sucks, I know. Just eat your salads and drink your diet sodas and you'll live long and prosper.

I hail from the island of Maui but I now live on Oahu. If you decide to skim some heavenly Hawaii water, hit me up. My wife will cook you a small feast and then you can skim with me.

Clark rides an XS Pro Shape 5/8" Double Carbon Fiber Exile Skimboard.